FROM: Kelly Pattrick, PA to Kenneth Spotlessnob
TO: Hamish Carpenter, Transformational Excellence Manager
Kenneth wanted to be assured that your claim for 49 miles for the round trip from County Hall to and from Little Pilesbury is correct. The AA route planner says 45 miles.
FROM: Hamish Carpenter
TO: Kelly Pattrick
Kelly: Bodger's Lane was blocked by a fallen tree. The best alternative route through the Dirksedges took an extra four miles.
Hamish.
FROM: Reema Narlikar, Transformational Excellence Officer
More reposted Odanglesex fun: Following concern about the levels of mileage claims, all claims now have to go through the Director. In Transformational Excellence and Strategic Vision, of course, that's Kenneth Spotlessnob.
TO: Bunny Hare, Financial Processes Consultant (claims)
Bunny:
I submitted my mileage claim for the second quarter of the year nearly four months ago and it hasn't appeared even in the pay statement that's just arrived. Sorry to push, but what's happening?
Reema
FROM: Bunny Hare
TO: Reema Narlikar
Reema:
Sorry, I haven't heard back from Kelly Pattrick as to where Kenneth has got with it. I'll chase again.
FROM: Bunny Hare
TO: Reema Narlikar
Ree: your claim hasn't been approved by Kenneth yet. Kelly tells me he has quite a backlog.
Bun
FROM: Reema Narlikar
TO: Hamish Carpenter
Hamish: please see attached emails. Comment reads: ****@@@&%$***!!!!
FROM: Edelbertha Spengler, Chief Executive
TO: Kenneth Spotlessnob, Director of Transformational Excellence and Strategic Vision
Kenneth:
Just to assure you that following the informal word you had with me about the large amount of time Directors are having to devote to checking mileage claims, I'm putting to CLB that claims under 500 miles be self-assessed and thereafter by line managers only.
Ed
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