Sunday 12 February 2012

The Odanglesex Chronicles: The Agile Stationery Strategy (2)

FROM:Dale Brashcon, Transformational Excellence Champion
TO: Douglas Black, Performance Networking Consultant
cc: Albert Doxe, Transit Facility Manager

No, Douglas, I didn't order 200 barrels of cleaning fluid through Supersmart. I ordered 200 black biros.

FROM: Douglas Black
TO: Dale Brashcon

Dale:

The Supersmart code is definitely for barrels of cleaning fluid and the supplier will enforce payment. Albert is asking where we should put them as he understands he is about to have to find space for a large number of cocks removed from offices under our time management initiative.

FROM: Douglas Black
Douglas Black wishes to recall this message.

FROM: Douglas Black
TO: Dale Brashcon

Sorry, clocks.

FROM: Dale Brashcon
TO: Douglas Black

Douglas:

Henry Donaldson in Hamish's team tells me he knows a man. I'm not sure if his wife is aware of this. Anyway, I'll sign off the payment as I have no alternative and this guy Daley Arthur will collect them.

FROM: Douglas Black
TO: Dale Brashcon

Dale:

Unless Daley Arthur is a registered beneficiary or partnership collaborator under IAMS(QV16), Albert won't release the barrels to him. It's in standing orders.

FROM: Dale Brashcon
TO: Brett West, Head of Modernisation and Business Practice

Brett -

Could you get your guys to fast-track the attached registration form for Daley Arthur Enterprises? This is an essential milepost in the time management initiative.

Many thanks

Dale

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